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So Rasheed Wallace thinks the NBA is fixed and it's become nothing more than predictable entertainment for the gullible masses.

What a stupid jackass.

I know the NBA leads professional sports leagues in conspiracy theories and I know their league is run by a fascist dwarf but let's be real here. For the NBA to pull off any kind of shenanigans it would be beyond anything even Keyser Soze could handle.

I'm not sure if Rasheed's white spot is a scar from aliens sucking his brains out with a straw or more likely some kind of memento from when he got super spooked/paranoid when he was really, really, really stoned but he's obviously hoping to break his own record for most technical fouls this year by mouthing off with this nonsense.

Rasheed, last I checked you make 10 million bucks a year. And a few years ago you used to be not so fat and pretty much unstoppable down low. Don't blame the NBA for Dumars hiring Flip and definitely don't blame them for your addiction to Krispy Kreme. If you shut your toothy mouth, your team would have a better chance of winning every night (you'd also have a better chance if captain poopmouth Richard Hamilton took off that mask but that's a post/rant I can save for when I'm really bombed.)

Conspiracy theories, etc, are for those who are worthless and weak.

Again, the chances of a real-deal NBA conspiracy are slim to none. Nothing is fucked here, dude. Remain calm, all is well.














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Posted by McLane at 11:19 PM