Well, I did it. I got sucked into another episode of the awful American Gladiators last night. I can't keep going on like this. Before I know it I'll be growing my hair long, lifting weights, tucking my penis like Fury and calling everyone "brother" just like the Hulkster does (shit, I already do that last part.)
My buddy Kane noticed something was amiss last night. The blonde competitor in the blue looked eerily familiar. The internet showed it's almighty power and revealed that yes, we have seen her before.
She's starred in a number of softcore Cinemax "films."
What a country we live in. One day a woman can be getting her fill but showing no beaver or penetration and the next she can be on American Gladiators, saying she's a bull rider and getting her ass kicked all over the Eliminator by a soccer mom.
Here's to hoping she gets back on the proverbial bull and really gets down and dirty in ditching that softcore shit. Three words: Gladiator. Gang. Bang.
2 comments:
Nice find by big daddy kane. I like that she was also in The Lost World tv show. I'm pretty sure every girl on it was either a nude model or skinemax star.
And I can't believe people above the age of 12 are watching American Gladiators.
fury does where a gender bender. the blonde contestant did look like she was ridin hard and put away wet. a little rough around the edges.
it's too bad the "hebrew hammer" blew his acl out in the first 30 seconds of the show.
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