Jessica Simpson is Gonna Get It...and Michael Strahan is Gonna Give it to Her

Oh shit, better watch that ass, Jessica Simpson. Apparently "there's a gap-toothed New York Giants defensive end who wouldn't mind a date."

Can't say I blame him.

Yowza.

If that doesn't put a stirring in your loins, I don't know what will.

I'm not sure ol' Jessica could handle Strahan though. She's used to Mr. Smiley, not a husky, defensive end that's lost a step.

I thought about this for a bit. What exactly would Strahan do with this smokeshow? If he's anything like me he'd work the following into his routine. Just some suggestions:
-strawberry shortcake
-Birmingham booty call
-dirty sanchez
-and my personal favorite, the creamy pirate. AAAARRRRGHHH!

You're probably thinking, "where's the donkey punch?"

C'mon people, that's just disrespectful. Ms. Simpson is a class act and I'm sure Strahan is as well. Let's not get too fucking crazy.

Posted by McLane at 1:23 PM