Oops, I did it again. I accomplished nothing yesterday and I've paid the price today, hence the later than usual posting of the Turd. Let's get on with it.
-some family friends of mine are HUGE Packer fans. Unlike this piece of dogshit, they're not crazy. I hope the death penalty for this guy consists of the world's largest cheese curd being shoved straight up his ass and then down his throat. Back and forth. Forever.
-Chris Mullin, you stupid bastard. Chris Webber will bring nothing to the Warriors but a propensity for sucking and a guaranteed box of Callahan Auto Parts brake pads to apply to the offense.
He can't rebound or play defense which fits in just fine with the Warriors as presently constructed but will he be able to stay on the floor? Is the Golden State fast break going to be -1?
Subtract the public relations perks and the move still sucks. Except of course for Kelly Dwyer and his fantastic post. He doesn't deserve a turd, that's for sure.
-the Clemens team released a statistical analysis of the Rocket's career. It's 18,000 words. I can't write that much even when 12 beers deep and someone tells me The Clash suck.
Summary of the report for anyone who doesn't feel like reading it: great, fat, great, money-grubbing asshole. Done.
-this chick for not getting with myself or The Duke to discuss the "controversial" piece from a couple of weeks ago.
We need some physical proof that all is well in the ASU co-ed department. And by all is well I mean...I'll stop right there.
-Rich Rodriguez threw a $1.5 million dollar offering to WVU. 
He probably thinks this if fair for what he did to the school and state but he should know better. The death threats and general harrassment is just the start. They'll stop at nothing to take him down. Just ask Bugs Bunny.
-is this Barbaro nonsense ever going to stop? Ever?
My best guess is there is an ongoing bet in the media on who can beat the dead horse the longest. There's no other explanation for it.
-how about some heavyweight boxing? No? Anyone? I hate John Ruiz and the fact that he's still in the heavyweight picture speaks volumes about just how far the division has fallen.
I'm convinced hell has his trilogy with Evander Holyfield playing on an endless loop. I'll save you the recap or even highlights. You're better off walking into your local hardware store and shooting yourself in the dick with a nail gun.
-The Duke posted this earlier but I feel the need to unburden myself: Jerramy Stevens should be beaten to death with the cheese curd used to bust open the crazy Packer fan.
Let's also not forget that Seattle fans hated his guts. And they're bleeding-heart, tree-hugging, liberal, commie pinko bastards who hate America.
-I wish Strahan would have gone a bit further so I could update this photoshop with Brady's face and title it "A Mouthful of Strahan."
And I'm spent.
2 comments:
The sniper was actually from Dell Rapids, about 15 miles north of here. This story was a big deal in the local news, but somehow I never heard about the Packers connection. fknmclane, you have informed me!
back and forth is some funny shit.
tommy just sold a half a million brake pads! was mullins wearing white gloves and eating a ketchup popsicle? clemens just needs to retire and go away. 18,000 words isn't enough to change my mind about him. i had a b12 shot once, it added 20 words per min. to my typing speed and i got a 30 cent raise.
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