This is actually pretty old news but I thought I'd share a sample piece I wrote for the folks at ESPN the Magazine for their possible fashion section. Here you go:
Fashion Do's and Doo Doo's in the Sports World
Let's face it folks. Image is everything, especially in the world of sports. Do you think Michael Jordan made his millions by sporting mutton chops? Or Tiger by wearing red and black Osh Kosh B'Gosh overalls every Sunday? No and no. Everything is planned.
Tiger and MJ are perfect when it comes to fashion and image. The only complaint I have for MJ is that new, comfort soft waistband. Sure, it's soft but it isn't very practical. The stupid thing has no grip and tends to fold when I bend at my ever-growing, beer-fueled belly.
Much like the aforementioned waistband, these images frustrate me.
Oh my dear Bron Bron. I KNOW Max Fischer. And you sir, are no Max Fischer. Stick with the not offensive in the least bit Jemele Hill has her head firmly up her ass athletic look on the front of Vogue pose.
Knit shirt by Kohl's, jeans by Mervyn's, stool by Bed Bath and Beyond. More importantly, I like Andy Samberg as much as the next guy and actually enjoyed Hot Rod but this madness needs to stop. The similarity is almost as eerie as Tom Brady and Yao's separation at birth.
Is that a sport jacket over a hoodie? I'm confused.
Stop staring at me Tom Brady!
I can't even begin to find the words.
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I have my fingers crossed, I really hope they call.
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