This is surely old news to everyone by now, but Rampage Jackson was arrested earlier this week after a joy ride through the streets of Newport Beach. He was apparently arrested AGAIN early this morning, but seeing as it didn't involve him driving a giant truck with his likeness splayed across the side, I don't really care.
What's important here is not that this recently dethroned UFC champ is losing his mind (Dana White is reaping all the benefits,) it's that he's losing his mind while driving the above truck.
It's the best thing about the situation. It leaves me without speech and its ridiculousness makes my head spin. Coming in a close second to the stupid-awesome truck is that the whole mess allows us to revisit the charmed lives of Chris Henry and Marvin "Bad News" Barnes.
You see, both these gentlemen are known more for their proclivity to commit crimes, sometimes WHILE WEARING THEIR OWN FRIGGIN' JERSEY, than their athletic prowess. While I like to think Chris Henry and Bad News Barnes set the bar for stupidity impossibly high, Rampage's exploits have Sergei Bubka'd said bar.
Stupidity like this will never be seen again.
the above statement is complete and utter bullshit
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