Aug 20, 2008

Ugly. G-A-S-O-L. Ugly.

While the inspired play of the United States basketball team has been wonderful, and to be honest, a bit surprising, the most unwelcome development out of Beijing this August is the reminder of how awkward looking and just plain ugly the brothers Gasol are:

Smell me, smell me, smell me!



Please stop beating me with those ugly microphones!


Faces only a mother could love.

Wait, what's that? This is Pau Gasol's wife?


And if you do a simple google image search with the safe filter turned off she'll leave nothing to your imagination?

Faaaaaantastic.

Still doesn't change the fact that when the NBA's all-ugly team is announced next year, the brothers Gasol will be part of the starting frontcourt. Or that if my dog were as ugly as them I'd shave its butt and tell it to walk backwards. Or that they were so ugly as kids their mother breast fed them through a straw. Or that when they played in the sandbox as kids their cat tried to cover them up.

Posted by McLane

BallHype: hype it up!

3 comments:

papa john said...

They're two baggers...put the second bag on in case the first one falls off.

Anonymous said...

I like them!!!!!!!!
Not on these pictures, but at least both are cute.
How do you look like????

Anonymous said...

motherfucker